TO MOTOR CRAFT ALES
Gino 'sez: “Support local businesses, unless they’re a competitor of mine.” We don’t know what else he does around here, but he’s the reason the place looks so fly.
Jay Soulliere has the largest known collection of po’ boy hats. This photo is the first evidence we have that he has hair, or even the top of a head. He works about 120 hours a week and we don’t appreciate him for it.
Sandra enjoys short stumbles to the bar much more than long walks on the beach. For reasons that aren’t entirely clear, she re-organizes the bar area on a weekly basis.
Lauren, Front of House Staff
Lauren is a mother, a teacher, and a person who can’t stay in the sun for very long. She wears an SPF 15,000. Lauren is perhaps best known as the owner of the greatest dog on earth.
Omar, Front of House Staff
Omar only knows about six phrases. If you only eat here once though, we hope you won’t notice. He’s in business school and we’re all going to work for him one day.
Carly, Front of House Staff
Carly Hogan is an ambitious young go-getter, we would like it if she worked here more, but she slums it at some steak place downtown.
Rachel, Front of House Staff
Rachel majors in communication (whatever that is) and wants to be a filmmaker, despite the fact that she hasn’t even seen Donnie Darko.
Delaney, Front of House Staff
When Rachel Beneteau’s sidekick isn’t seating people at Motor Burger, she’s teaching spin class. She must’ve lied on her resume because we specifically do not hire Shania Twain fans!
Lauren, Kitchen Staff
Lauren is a world class chef, though she only eats ketchup sandwiches. She’s a country music fan, but we try not to hold that against her.
Kalvin, Kitchen Staff
Kalvin is a good athlete, a mediocre dishwasher, and he keeps telling us he’s too good looking to work in the back.
Max, Front of House Staff
Max has really benefited from Motor Burger’s progressive bullying program. “It’s tough to be so constantly mocked and abused in such a way, but when I reuse the material at school people think I’m real cool” he says.
Justin, Creative Director
Justin was hired based solely on the fact that he looks exactly like a brewer. We kept him around because he thinks like a marketer.
The Motor Burger resident hippy. He enjoys a good vintage t-shirt and beanie and beating up stuff with a bat.
Tristain, Kitchen Staff